COME ON ANDY

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BY JOVE BY GEORGE BY GUM! I THINK 'E'S DUN IT GUVNAH!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

A nation sits in front of TVs, dumbfounded by the unfamiliar feeling of victory.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Fucking tennis.

 

[headvoid]

I predict we will get very cocky now and behave like we should win everything.

Eventually, the British Public will be found snorting cocaine in a London Nightclub and be pilloried by the press. 'FALL FROM GRACE FOR BRITISH PUBLIC"

We will go to rehab and then come out cleaner, promising never to win anything ever again.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I think it will be the George Michael route, where the British Public gets caught exposing itself in a public loo.

 

[headvoid]

He fell out of a moving car on the motorway recently. I shit you not.

Our Prime Minister has now said he would happily give him a blow job if it got him some votes. (Andy Murray, not George)

 

[CaptainWacky]

Alex Salmond would happily wave the Scottish flag in the background during the blowjob.

 

[headvoid]

lol, IT WAS MY WIFE, SHE HAD THE FLAG he would shout as drool appeared on his lips.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

CONDRAGULATIONS TO ANDY, NOW THE WORLD'S #1 RANKED TENNIS PLAYER probably.

Andy Murray to replace Novak Djokovic as No. 1 in world rankings

He's even better than RAPETENNISBALLCAT_247!
http://www.espn.com/tennis/story/_/...ovic-world-no-1-milos-raonic-withdrawal-paris

 

[CaptainWacky]

Nicola Sturgeon: The people of Scotland voted for against independance only because we did not have the number one teenis player in the world...