Conspiracy Theories

[Mirah]

Thread to list all conspiracy theories such as:

Is this all a human experiement?

 

[jack]

"No plane hit the Pentagon, and the Towers were a planned demolition"

 

[CaptainWacky]

JFK was shot by John Lennon.

 

[jack]

JFK was shot by John Lennon.

And Lyndon Johnson fucked him in the tracheotomy wound during the autopsy to fool the Warren Commission into thinking it was an exit wound.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Charlie Sheen, Sasquatch and Lee Harvey Oswald all conspired to create the 9/11 attacks in order to cover up the fact that the Vatican had hidden secret documents in the World Trade Center and Pentagon that proved the Illuminati had faked the moon landings!

 

[jack]

The Walrus was Paul.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But I AM THE EGGMAN.

 

[Cassie]

The earth is flat!

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Brian Wilson spent 30 years secluded in his bedroom, jerking off the whole time.

 

[Dr Dave]

Bees.

 

[Cassie]

Air Force One is fake.

 

[Loktar]

Thread to list all conspiracy theories such as:

Is this all a human experiement?

No. We are all Martians. Life started on Mars and we are all alien immigrants.

 

[Mirah]

I think cancer is messed up. I feel like so much of it is caused by manufactured stuff we use in our lives and are surrounded by. And there is such an industry over it. The whole pink thing. I think I mostly say that because I would like to have someone or something to blame rather than this odd thing that takes some people and not others etc etc etc.

 

[The Question]

Cheese is actually a sentient lifeform that feeds on your poo after you put it down in your intesticles where it can reach yer poo to feast upon it.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Cheese is actually a sentient lifeform that feeds on your poo after you put it down in your intesticles where it can reach yer poo to feast upon it.

Get that cheese to sickbay.

 

[The Question]

But it wantsta be in yer SHITBAY.

 

[The Question]

I think cancer is messed up. I feel like so much of it is caused by manufactured stuff we use in our lives and are surrounded by. And there is such an industry over it. The whole pink thing. I think I mostly say that because I would like to have someone or something to blame rather than this odd thing that takes some people and not others etc etc etc.

Cancer is one of Nature's "human population control" switches. Like homosexuality, gender dysphoria, and Barry Manilow's music. Except that, unlike those last three, which merely cut down on human breeding, cancer is more aggressive and thins out the humans that are already here.

 

[jack]

Get that cheese to sickbay.

It's dead, Jim.

 

[The Question]

It's dead, Jim.

It's WORSE than that, he's DEAD, Jim!
He's DEAD, Jim!
He's DEAD, Jim!
It's WORSE than that, he's DEAD, Jim!
He's DEAD, Jim!
DEAD!

 

[CaptainWacky]

The earth is flat!

Is it a conspiracy theory if it's real?