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Conspiracy Theories

Yes! I mean, we know the lizards are secretly our overlords, but it's still a conspiracy.
 
I dated a guy who said that the verse in the bible that says "The meek shall inherit the earth" he said that meant bugs. And he was serious, like in some sort of Will Smith movie serious. I kept dating him just to hear more stories.
 
Yeah, we know the lizard people are controlling us and dusting us with contrails, that's why it's conspiracy theory and not conspiracy hypothesis. It's be conspiracy hypothesis if we were still trying to work out if they were.
 
Trump will be inaugurated March 5th.
 
Yeah, we know the lizard people are controlling us and dusting us with contrails, that's why it's conspiracy theory and not conspiracy hypothesis. It's be conspiracy hypothesis if we were still trying to work out if they were.

Let's hear it for the scientific method
 
Yeah, we know the lizard people are controlling us and dusting us with contrails, that's why it's conspiracy theory and not conspiracy hypothesis. It's be conspiracy hypothesis if we were still trying to work out if they were.

CHEMtrails, sir. Get with the program.
 
Zendaya was the first person to eat lettuce.
 
Zendaya was the first person to eat lettuce.

Zendaya is not a person. Cher is not a person. Sting is not a person. People have two names -- a given name, and a surname. Those with only one name are corporate products, not people.
 
The truth is that all people are born gay. Heterosexuality is a hypnotic state that we gay overlords induce amongst most people in order to keep the world populated.

If you're anti-gay, you have a defective gene that is triggered by the hypnosis. But don't worry, we're working on fixing it with gay genetic engineering.

Deep down you're gay.
 
A newer conspiracy theory - Helen Keller was a fraud, a Nazi, and didn't exist!
 
The ghost of Ceasar Chavez voted for Biden by proxy while Sidney Powell rides him reverse cowgirl style.

There are videos!
 
I just became friends on fb with someone who is posting about chemtrails. THEY MAKE SUCH CONVINCING ARGUEMENTS! A replier to a post said they are controlling the amount of snow we got, making up weather and even sucking up snow all for powering the dam.
 
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