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Could this be the most significant night in recent TK history?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
OR WAS THAT NIGHT WHERE LOKTAR HAD SEX WITH BDM'S BREAD MORE SIGNIFICANT?
 
YES
 
LET'S HAVE A BREAD BUBBLES TO CELEBRATE!!
 
LET'S HAVE PAQUIN SEX

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I SAY TONIGHT BECAUSE THERE WAS NO JAM ON THE BREAD
 
SODL!
 
Someone should do the cliff notes.. where is Conchaga anyway?
 
CaptainWacky said:
OR WAS THAT NIGHT WHERE LOKTAR HAD SEX WITH BDM'S BREAD MORE SIGNIFICANT?

I kneaded the dough. Besides I thought he said head not bread.

Paquin sex Ftw
 
Ye gods! She could poke someone's eye out with those shoes!
 
And how did she totter up the red carpet in them anyway? Slowly, I bet!
 
Or maybe her PR people just planted her there and she stayed at that spot til the photographers were done and the galawhatever was over and the cleaning crew had gone home and then they came and carried her off...the price of fame, I guess.
 
SHE HAS NICE FEET, BDM SAID.
 
She does. Nice feet and nice toes. Very well-proportioned. I'D HIT IT.
 
You'd have sex with her feet?
 
IT WAS A NIGHT TO BE LONG REMEMBERED

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How would one do that? Just stick it between the big toe and one of the smaller ones?
 
I'D FUCK THEM GOOD
 
"I never was the same after that summer..."
 
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