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Cow Improvement Thread

eloisel

eloisel

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Cow is probably the closest in age male on the board to Cacophony. Therefore, we must, as a community, encourage Cow to be the right kind of young man for Cacophony. He's got lots of potential. Cute as a button. Smart. Funny. But, he needs music and new art for his wall.

From now on, at every appropriate opportunity, I am going to strongly encourage Cow to be a better man for Cacophony.
 
We'd have to start talking to each other again first before worrying about that. And what if it was something about her that caused the problem?

Cute idea though I'll give you that.
 
Can I start a Jack Improvement Thread?

"JACK is probably the closest in age male on the board to A ROCK. Therefore, we must, as a community, encourage JACK to be the right kind of young man for THE ROCK. He's got lots of potential. Cute as a LAWN GNOME. Smart. DISTURBING. But, he needs music and new GOOD LEIGHS for his wall.

From now on, at every appropriate opportunity, I am going to strongly encourage JACK to be a better man for THE ROCK."

mad-lib mania!!!
 
Yes we know you've been pwned by jack. I'm sorry we don't care enough to come to your defense but you're just so easily run off the board.
 
Grandtheftcow said:
Yes we know you've been pwned by jack. I'm sorry we don't care enough to come to your defense but you're just so easily run off the board.
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so me being easy, makes it that much of a herculian task?
Glad i could challenge you all.
 
Grandtheftcow said:
We'd have to start talking to each other again first before worrying about that. And what if it was something about her that caused the problem?

Cute idea though I'll give you that.
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Then, we'll just have to strongly encourage Cacophony to be the right kind of young woman for you.

It is summer time. Young love is what it is all about.
 
Blindgroping said:
Can I start a Jack Improvement Thread?

"JACK is probably the closest in age male on the board to A ROCK. Therefore, we must, as a community, encourage JACK to be the right kind of young man for THE ROCK. He's got lots of potential. Cute as a LAWN GNOME. Smart. DISTURBING. But, he needs music and new GOOD LEIGHS for his wall.

From now on, at every appropriate opportunity, I am going to strongly encourage JACK to be a better man for THE ROCK."

mad-lib mania!!!
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You can start anything you wish. IMO, Jack is about as perfect as a guy can be. Of course, you'd have to be a woman to be able to appreciate his truly awesomeness. Don't be trying to change Jack because I adore him just the way he is.
 
Grandtheftcow said:
We'd have to start talking to each other again first before worrying about that. And what if it was something about her that caused the problem?

Cute idea though I'll give you that.
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Who is it again who ignored me when I tried to talk to them?

Oh yeah, that would be you.
 
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