Cow Improvement Thread

[Cacophony]

Yeah, I definitely don't want to think about that either.

 

[Tyrant]

Cow is probably the closest in age male on the board to Cacophony. Therefore, we must, as a community, encourage Cow to be the right kind of young man for Cacophony. He's got lots of potential. Cute as a button. Smart. Funny. But, he needs music and new art for his wall.

From now on, at every appropriate opportunity, I am going to strongly encourage Cow to be a better man for Cacophony.

Perhaps he could grow a set of nads?

 

[Grandtheftcow]

Perhaps he could grow a set of nads?

Why'd you take down your drunkin TK rant off Youtube?

 

[Cacophony]

Actually, I'm in agreement with cow on this one.

I didn't get to see the damn thing.

 

[The Dork Lord]

!

 

[FBI parte due]

Now I'm regretting going against the momentary impulse I had to save the thing.

 

[jack]

I saved it

 

[Cacophony]

jack!

Take pity on my soul, I was gone, on vacation. I had no inkling of any video being posted, nor a chance to watch it...

Pleeeeease??

 

[The Dork Lord]

Do it Jack! Be a pal!

 

[Cacophony]

Jaaaaaaaaaaaack pleeeeeeeeeaseeee???



See? I'll be sad if you don't!

 

[Alyssum]

Jack can't talk right now, his mouth is full.

 

[Cacophony]

 

[jack]

Paul is my friend.

I couldn't.

 

[Cacophony]

But jaaaaack

I'm the heartbroken one here, brighten my day!

 

[Cacophony]

I understand if you can't

 

[Cacophony]

But don't tease me like that!

 

[jack]

Don't girls like foreplay?

 

[The Dork Lord]

some don't seem to.

I never understood that

 

[Cacophony]

Does this foreplay have any end results?

 

[eloisel]

Cacophony,
What do you look for in a man? And, how is Cow lacking in that qualification?