Cracking a Lobster: Help

[Dual]

Without lobster claw crackers, how might one penetrate to the meat?


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[Conchaga]

a knife with a sharp point and a fork. Just pry it open. Or, put the claws between towels and smack it with a hammer.

 

[Dark Pickle]

I tried to eat a lobster once and I just couldn't do it.

Like a giant red spider...

 

[Loktar]

I tried to eat a lobster once and I just couldn't do it.

Like a giant red spider...

Pussy.

 

[The Dork Lord]

No, I have no problem eating pussy

 

[Thrusty]

I just take a fork and slide one prong inside and just lift up splitting it along the white (or soft part) and whalla! super yummy. I am having it tonight as a matter of fact!

 

[Loktar]

No, I have no problem eating pussy

RUN, TROUBLE, RUN!

 

[The Dork Lord]

HAHA

 

[Loktar]

Indeed.

 

[Ilyanna]

Depends on the size of the lobster and how civilized an impression you want to make. If you're alone, just use your hand's strength to cut that monster open, or try to slash it open with really, really sharp scissors.

 

[Dark Pickle]

I would love to watch Ily eat a lobster...

 

[Loktar]

I would love to watch Ily eat a lobster...

Seconded!

 

[Ilyanna]

lol, maybe some day I will have a webcam, a lobster, and too much time on my hand...
of course, I would also have to stop being a tree-hugging, vegetarian hippie first, so pls don't hold your breath

 

[Loktar]

I would also have to stop being a tree-hugging, vegetarian hippie first, so pls don't hold your breath

You're a what now? since when?

 

[The Dork Lord]

You can be a tree-hugging hippie WITHOUT being a vegetarian, y'know!

 

[Loktar]

You can be a tree-hugging hippie WITHOUT being a vegetarian, y'know!

Indeed.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Plus/also: some hippies bathe regularly, BUT DON'T TELL DR DAVE!

 

[Ilyanna]

You're a what now? since when?

rofl.. oh Loktar, there're so many things you don't know about me yet

OK, so I am also a motor-biking, head-banging, gun-toting, weed-smoking bitch at times, BUT I REALLY DO LOVE TREES VERY MUCH!!

You can be a tree-hugging hippie WITHOUT being a vegetarian, y'know!

I know, but it really feels strange to ask the girl at McD to replace the poor, mistreated lettuce with a second meat patty.

Plus/also: some hippies bathe regularly, BUT DON'T TELL DR DAVE!

yeah, well, once in a year is some kind of regularity, too, I guess
*hastily replaces towel with decent clothes in order to not reveal her post-showering status to Dr Dave*

 

[Loktar]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmK0bZl4ILM

 

[Dark Pickle]

rofl.. oh Loktar, there're so many things you don't know about me yet

OK, so I am also a motor-biking, head-banging, gun-toting, weed-smoking bitch at times, BUT I REALLY DO LOVE TREES VERY MUCH!!

I know, but it really feels strange to ask the girl at McD to replace the poor, mistreated lettuce with a second meat patty.



yeah, well, once in a year is some kind of regularity, too, I guess
*hastily replaces towel with decent clothes in order to not reveal her post-showering status to Dr Dave*

You realize of course, this post ONLY MADE ME LOVE YOU MORE, right?