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Credits For Charity

J

JIMMYBANG

Well Sedated
I don't know why, or what for, but please give me donations.
I will some day never remember you, but you're something now for sure.
So think of the crippled mentally challenged children.
How they suffer.
Why, and where they suffer.
Help me not to suffer like them any more.
So give.
Give from your hearts, and feel good about it.
I know I will.
 
Well, here you go, then.
 
Actually I'm trying to save enough to pay for an animal trainer for Seph's Xmas present.
 
*sob
Nobody cares. *sniff
 
Has anyone, ever?
 
Sure.
Seph does, but he cheats on me.
I don't mind much.
It's just I wish he'd look me in the back of the head more.

So don't feel sorry for me. Please just give me credits.
 
Seph stop negging the fuck out of me!
 
I know how you feel Lover, but I'm trying to work right here on this corner.
Go to the bar, and relax. I'll be off work soon.
Then you can do what you want ya big stud muffin. lol
You're so crazy.

Credits Please!
 
Seph stop negging the fuck out of me!
 
C'Mon
Stud
You can give me 1,000 credits.
I'll do that thing you like.
You know. With the hot dog buns. Yeah. That thing.
 
Seph stop negging the fuck out of me!
 
Thanks Seph, honey. You can pay me any day.
 
Seph stop negging the fuck out of me!
 
So annoying.
 
I've come to improve the sucktitude of this thread with illuminating conversation.

POOP DICK FARTS! ASS ASS DICKS! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!

You're fucking welcome.
 
The real shame is that is setting the bar a bit high for that spackos dribble to aim for.
 
I await his long winded nonsensical response with much anticipation.
 
Worst karma beggar I've ever seen. And I should know.
 
I haven't had time to turn pro yet, but maybe in the new year.

Until then. Please give me Credits.
 
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