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DAILY CAT REMINDER

Day 3: All the animals are still alive. One of the chickens looks a bit off. I think the ninja chicken has taken it hostage.
 
YOU SHOULD NARRATE THIS LIKE BIG BROTHER!

(also give Ninja chicken some tasks which will keep him busy and away from others)
 
Quarantine all of them to thier own pens!
 
Show them chickens who's the boss!

Give them all chicken pox!

Mock them while doing the chicken dance, post pics/video.
 
You did feed Ishcabittle as well didn't you?
 
FEED THE CAT CASSIE.

FEED IT.

FEED IT.
 
I need to get a camera so I can do profiles on all the animals, WITH PICTURES.

Ninja chicken: She's just moved into the coop, the other chickens pick on her... then she met Mr Miyagi.

Poopybutt chicken: She has a poopy butt.

Pepper: Surfer dude bunny. Unintentionally racist at times.

The Cat: Survivalist nut. Likes killing things.
 
The Tomtrek said:
EAT THE FUCKING CHICKEN CASSIE.
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I imagine what it would've like to have Tomtrek as a roommate. Perhaps he cooks dinner one might and has some left-over, and this is the note you find with it in the fridge.
 
Poopy Butt Chicken will eventually be unintentionally cured by Pepper the unintentionally racist bunny. They will form an unlikely friendship in the style of Timone and Pumba and help the Chickens beat the Cats evil plans.

PIXAR ARE ON THE PHONE CASSIE!
 
All animals are still alive. The cat seems glad to see me in the morning, but disappears in the afternoon. I detect traces of camouflage makeup on his fur. I think he's planning to take down one of the neighbor's horses.
 
THAT CAT IS ME.
 
I will scritch your tummy.
 
My plan worked...
 
Reminder for 7-10-13!
 
DON'T LET THAT CAT DIE.

IT WILL HAUNT YOU FOREVERRRRRRrrrrrrr...
 
Or till it finds a ghost cat toy.
 
I fed the cat, but I couldn't find it anywhere. I hope it's not launching an invasion on the neighbor's farm.
 
ANIMALS EVERYWHERE, AND ALL ARE FEELING THE NEED...

...THE NEED FOR FEED!
 
The red chicken is such a BITCH. What a big old bully, always pecking Ninja Chicken.
 
Did you tickle the cat's little paws until it laugh a cat laugh?
 
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