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DAMN YOU PETER PAN!!

I grew up on Peter Pan Peanut Butter...Ahhh more innocent times, never imagining my delicious peanut butter would one day grow up and want to kill me.

Eggs, pulp in orange juice is an absolute deal breaker. Anyone who likes pulpy orange juice is no friend of mine. You want pulp? Eat an orange.
 
Y'know, there is just something not natural about pulp free OJ. But I do enjoy both kinds of juice really. Just not too pulpy.
 
Juice is something to drink, to relieve thirst in the place of water.

If I wanted bits of the fruit, I'd eat the fruit. I want a drink to be liquid. Otherwise it's cold chunky soup, and as such classified as food.

ARE WE CLEAR????
 
Love Child said:
So I take it you don't like slushy type drinks either? Or fruit smoothies.
Fruit smoothies are for fags. Not the cock-smoking kind, the "I'll buy into any trend so I don't look out of touch" kind.

Slushies are summer-only cooling devices. Not so much food.
 
Wait, so am I a fag? I love fruit smoothies. If I could live on drinking things alone, I would. Well not really, but y'know, if I had to.
 
I have 7 or 8 orange trees in my yard. I don't like orange juice too acidic, oranges are good though.
 
Eggs Mayo said:
I dunno, I get some decent produce here in NY.
Mazel Tov Boyo - operative words being here in [STRIKE] the centre of the universe [/STRIKE]NYC!







do I sound bitter like Scotch marmalade? also made with oranges.
 
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