Danielle Lloyd

[Grammour Boy]

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I hate chicks that shave completely.

 

[whisky]

She looks almost unrecognisable in those playboy photos

 

[Gagh]

This is the Dumbox that was stripped of the highly important Miss Great Britain award after accidently revealing she was knocking off Teddy Sheringham (178 years her senior) during the competition. Apparantly that's against the competition rules for some reason (they have to be single - WTF?).

 

[CaptainWacky]

I thought he was a judge or something.

She's a stupid little girl.

 

[whisky]

He was, so shagging a judge then appearing naked in wank rags, and shes surprised to be stripped of her title.

They would have stripped her of her clothes, but they had a hard time finding her in them.

 

[Gagh]

Just Teddy Sheringham AFAIK.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He can JUDGE my BEAUTY CONTEST anytime he wants if you know what I mean (I don't.)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

She's a bitch.

 

[headvoid]

I would rather have sex with a jam jar

 

[CaptainWacky]

or Jar Jar

 

[headvoid]

yes, i would even put up with the flappy ears going 10 to the dozen

 

[Grammour Boy]

 

[Gagh]

Skanky Implants. You could drive a Landrover through the gap.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She asked if Indians eat with their hands "or is that Chinese"?

 

[whisky]

Doesnt everyone eat with their hands?

Possible exceptions, Edward Sissorhands, Stephen Hawkins, that big black guy from live and let die.

 

[CaptainWacky]

No, just the Indians the Chinese.

 

[Grammour Boy]

Danielle's boobies looked soft and pliable flopping in the wind during the obstacle course. I almost reached out and touched them. At least I wanted to reach out and...

 

[Grammour Boy]

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I don't know what she was worried about. As we've already seen in this thread, there are plenty of pics of them already.

Now when are nominations? Tomorrow? If Danielle comes up I'll actually consider voting to get her out.