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Dappy

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Professional twat.
 
Would only be entertaining if he was handcuffed to Simon Amstell (Simon Amstell wouldn't do Big Brother.)
 
Set phaser to shit
 
He'll play it safe and do nothing interesting.
 
"I'm here to prove that I'm not a monster, innit!"
*tries to take advantage of a drunk, handcuffed woman*
 
Marcus Akin ‏@IrrepressibleDH 1h

I want to hurt Dappy. What an absolute cock.

SEND THE OLD DARK HORSE IN.
 
Was he raised by monkeys?
 
I kind of hope he gets fingerbanged before he is evicted.
 
More tasks where Dappy falls over a lot, please.
 
He's such a cockdick.
 
Dappy meltdown!
 
English language yeah is his thing yeah.
 
Strange that he was still in there on the eviction show. Maybe he's waiting until later to walk...
 
His triumphant bro-hump of Ollie after being called safe was interesting.
 
He should have just pointed out "wait that just a general knowlede test, not an IQ test."
 
True. I wouldn't have known the Beatrix Potter question.
 
His accent disappeared when he was drunk tonight. It was weird.
 
He's a fakey faker from Fakington Hovel.
 
Came second. :sarek:
 
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