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David Hasslehoff = poor man's William Shatner

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
You know it to be true.
 
If he lost his hair, and got a gut, would he still be a poor-man's Shatner, or just a sadder Hasselhoff?
 
Even the poor don't want the Hasslehoff.
 
He's a self-styled "internet legend" whereas Shatner is an internet legend by virtue alone.
 
Would Shatner have devalued himself more by appearing on a commercial for a well known Internet Service Provider, and conversed with a Midget dressed exactly like he, or if he got smashed, and pissed his pants whilst sat on an Airport luggage carrier?
 
I don't think so.
 
That doesn't answer the question!
 
Shatner sells out, but he does it with charisma and a glint in his eye.
 
Not to mention without protection. AIDS IS NOT FUNNY KIDS.
 
Hasselhoff is a legend though. There can be no doubt of it.
 
This thead is all the doubt you need, MENTALIST!!
 
Shatner's All Bran adverts are the bomb.
 
SHATNER IS THE BOMB!
 
ALL HAIL THE SHAT!
 
ALL SHAT THE HAIL!
 
:lisandra:
 
YES SIR MISTER MCMAHON.
 
Kirk is the poor man's William Shatner. He has no money.
 
You don't need money in SPACE!
 
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