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Day 1

Seriously tho, much love for the refreshing break you're giving your lungs. And remember quitting one thing is easier if you become an addict to another. I suggest hot sex with fat guys. Start with Loktar.

Thanks, wingman. Now buy me a round-trip ticket(or maybe just a one way ticket?;)) to Germany and get my passport sorted.


(or at least a large crate with airholes)

Oh and if you could purchase a crash course on how to speak German too that would be helpful. Thanks.
 
Yes, all penguins are newspapers, folks.


WOOOOOOOOOOOOP
Yeah, that's what they want us to believe so they can continue to plan and execute their Evil World Domination Scheme while the rest of us is busy burning newspapers. DON'T LET THEM FOOL YOU, YUB!!

Seriously tho, much love for the refreshing break you're giving your lungs. And remember quitting one thing is easier if you become an addict to another. I suggest hot sex with fat guys. Start with Loktar.
Thank you, hon. And I would totally heed that most excellent advice of yours, but, alas! I'd be afraid to seriously hurt Loktar what with my pent-up rage and frustration and all, AND WE WOULDN'T WANT THAT, NOW WOULD WE???

Oh and if you could purchase a crash course on how to speak German too that would be helpful. Thanks.
Whatever would you need to speak German for? All you gotta do is follow the woman holding up a big "Loktar" sign, and then refrain from making any resistance when being led to the basement. After that, you can leave everything else in my capable, German hands. :angel:
 
^Ha, damn straight!

It's Day 3 btw.
Phase 2: "PMS-like mood changes" is about to commence. Run for cover, you have been warned!
 
Thank you, hon. And I would totally heed that most excellent advice of yours, but, alas! I'd be afraid to seriously hurt Loktar what with my pent-up rage and frustration and all, AND WE WOULDN'T WANT THAT, NOW WOULD WE???

Cum on baby make it hurt so good....
 
Thanks, wingman. Now buy me a round-trip ticket(or maybe just a one way ticket?;)) to Germany and get my passport sorted.


(or at least a large crate with airholes)

Oh and if you could purchase a crash course on how to speak German too that would be helpful. Thanks.

Just say Danke...

a LOT
 
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^ What he said ^

Proud of you Ily!

I still smoke occasionally when someone dies, or when I have midterms that stress me the fuck out and all of my class mates are smokin pot or drinking to calm their nerves! Fuckers!

But the last time I smoked I was so winded the next day, I was amazed at what my body does to me. And it was only 1!

I want to call myself a non smoker now. Now and forever.
 
Those are usually the situations where it gets tough for me to abstain, too.

It's absolutely awesome to observe the body reaction to the first cigarette after not having smoked for quite some time! And even more interesting to see how it doesn't take long (about 5 cigs for me) and you get used to it again as if you'd never quit.
 
Those are usually the situations where it gets tough for me to abstain, too.

It's absolutely awesome to observe the body reaction to the first cigarette after not having smoked for quite some time! And even more interesting to see how it doesn't take long (about 5 cigs for me) and you get used to it again as if you'd never quit.

and that's the nicotine talking. Don't forget in this strategy that nicotine is at least 5 times as addictive a substance as heroin. Multiply that by the time you've smoked against your abstinence, and the nicotine will whisper sweet nothings to you a lot.
 
Even though I've read this thread and support the contents therein, I still have this picture in my mind's eye of Ily with a cigarette. And quite the outfit.
 
Sigh, I know, right. And a picture like that once actually existed, too, at least until some idiot stole it from me. You would have approved of it.
 
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