Dear Dr. Dave

[Love Child]

Today I saw 2 adult geese and their babies. (Again! Different ones than yesterday!) I also saw one adult goose and what looked like teenage geese along with it.

The geese need some form of birth control, for they are taking over!

 

[Dr Dave]

They should be given geese condoms.

 

[Dr Dave]

You can also post geese sightings in the geese sightings thread, by the way.

 

[CaptainWacky]

STICK TO THE FUCKING FORMAT!

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Dr Dave]

bump for LC.

 

[Cassie]

Maybe an evil goose took over her acct and posted this out of format thread

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's the only explanation that makes sense.

 

[Dr Dave]

I agree.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Let's make sure to make LC feel really bad about it anyway!

 

[Love Child]

I almost do.
Almost.

 

[Love Child]

One of the common phrases up here is "It is our pattern....." or "It has been our pattern to do such and such" I think the next time I hear someoen say that I will yell, "Stick to the format!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

And then give them a Stone Cold Stunner.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Dear Dr. Dave,

How do I tell my goose roommate that it's time for her to move out? Every time we have a disagreement, I'm cleaning up goose shit for days.

Sincerely,
Tired of Being Slick

 

[CaptainWacky]

Dear Dr Dave

Why am I so tired all the time? Why can't I sleep forever?

Love,
CaptainTired

 

[Cassie]

Dear Dr Dave,

The geese have kidnapped the MF. Send help.

 

[Dr Dave]

Dear Dr. Dave,

How do I tell my goose roommate that it's time for her to move out? Every time we have a disagreement, I'm cleaning up goose shit for days.

Sincerely,
Tired of Being Slick

Tell her she is a fucking shit bag of a person and kick her ass out. I don't know the renters rights in your area, but if you really want to be a dick about it, take her shit out to the street when she's at work and change the locks.

Dear Dr Dave

Why am I so tired all the time? Why can't I sleep forever?

Love,
CaptainTired

You're tired all the time due to the slow march to death. You can't sleep forever due to your need to eat more crisps.

Dear Dr Dave,

The geese have kidnapped the MF. Send help.

I'll alert some angry hill folk, post haste.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You have put things into perspective.

 

[Dr Dave]

Indeed.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Dear Dr Dave,

Where my hos at?

Love,
Me