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Dear Eloisel

OnyxOverdrive

OnyxOverdrive

stealth ninja
now that you're jack's bitc... I mean e-lover again, are you going to call off your violent ex?

you know, the one who supposedly reads TK, who was so enraged by the torture porn horror story that he vowed to 'hunt us all down' (the JLDOG league). The one who paid for a whole new security system for your house (I wonder if he'll get his money back)

I only ask because I want to know if I can sleep with the windows open again, without worrying that a gun-toting redneck from Texas will be coming to get me

many thanks
 
She's off with her fish lunch this afternoon Val. I'm sure she'll respond when she gets back.
 
That's why I don't take sides, evah! It's like when the nation of Israel went all Taliban on Jezebel. Then the Israelites were taken off to Babylon. It's like a VOICE broke through the clouds and boomed, " What makes you idiots think I hated Jezebel?"
 
Neon said:

"That's why I don't take sides, evah! It's like when the nation of Israel went all Taliban on Jezebel. Then the Israelites were taken off to Babylon. It's like a VOICE broke through the clouds and boomed, 'What makes you idiots think I hated Jezebel?'"

He didn't hate Jez, he was just fooling around a bit. Even though when someone says "I'm just joking" there really is a kernal of truth in the jibe.

Good advice on the not taking sides, evah. Especially when the fence posts are in constant motion. Range wars are interesting, but useless.
 
OnyxOverdrive said:
I only ask because I want to know if I can sleep with the windows open again, without worrying that a gun-toting redneck from Texas will be coming to get me

many thanks
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1. Stop being jealous of mine and Jack's relationship.
2. I didn't set my ex on you in the first place. You brought him on yourself when you were attacking me and my daughter on Topix and then you invited him to TK to see for himself what was going on here.
3. I don't know that he ever vowed to hunt any of you down. That is a figment of your limited imagination.
4. The improvements he made to my house are staying.
5. He doesn't live in Texas. While he has business interests, family and domiciles in several states, I think he primarily lives in Utah and Idaho these days. He prefers bunkers. If you are really interested in him, you could always advertise for his attention on all the Topix boards in Utah and Idaho.
6. I doubt you would ever know you'd met him, if you ever do.
7. If I controlled what he did, we'd still be married, and you wouldn't be so worried that you'd crossed yet another line and this time it might cost you in ways you can't afford.
8. I think you ought to wrap your house in bullet proof steel, seal the windows and doors shut, fill with silicone any holes that may act as a conduit to outside air, and light a candle to keep the dark at bay. You'd be safe then. For sure.
 
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Oynx/VKD - how about you try something different. Something fresh. Something you haven't done before again, and again, and again, and again. Think you can do that?
 
OnyxOverdrive said:
now that you're jack's bitc... I mean e-lover again, are you going to call off your violent ex?

you know, the one who supposedly reads TK, who was so enraged by the torture porn horror story that he vowed to 'hunt us all down' (the JLDOG league). The one who paid for a whole new security system for your house (I wonder if he'll get his money back)

I only ask because I want to know if I can sleep with the windows open again, without worrying that a gun-toting redneck from Texas will be coming to get me

many thanks
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lol

this explains a lot
 
o0Battery0o said:
lol

this explains a lot
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Think so? You also think OnyxOverdrive is intelligent.

If you will note, there are many threads dedicated to me. While I do not love Onyx one tiny bit, he is absolutely fascinated with me.

Where are the threads dedicated to you? Where is your love accepted, welcomed, embraced, and returned?

I'll be back this evening. Please have your answer prepared by then.

Furthermore, do some research before you attempt your scathing, little comments. You will have to do much better than this if you wish me to take you seriously.
 
OnyxOverdrive said:
now that you're jack's bitc... I mean e-lover again, are you going to call off your violent ex?

you know, the one who supposedly reads TK, who was so enraged by the torture porn horror story that he vowed to 'hunt us all down' (the JLDOG league). The one who paid for a whole new security system for your house (I wonder if he'll get his money back)

I only ask because I want to know if I can sleep with the windows open again, without worrying that a gun-toting redneck from Texas will be coming to get me

many thanks
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lol

this explains a lot
 
Battery = completely pwnt by eloisel. Not a thread for battery anywhere except the drool she's been slopping around as "intelligence"

Great work E.
 
eloisel said:
Oynx/VKD - how about you try something different. Something fresh. Something you haven't done before again, and again, and again, and again. Think you can do that?
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I think you should try something fresh - those Depends you're wearing have started to go septic
 
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