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Dear Eloisel

I think you should try something fresh - those Depends you're wearing have started to go septic

Dear Heart,

Your Depends - the ones you danced around when you thought you were in disguise and then left rotting in the corner of my room - have long been removed to the rubbish bin along with every other nasty thing you left behind. The place has been thoroughly cleaned out, fumigated, steam cleaned, gutted, and completely repaired then remodeled. All that remains is the memory of you bragging about being disguised as me and the awful things you did while so disguised.

You can't smell or see what I am wearing at this very moment because there isn't a video camera with smell-o-rama attached to my PC. What you are envisioning isn't me. What you are smelling is more than likely something near you - like yourself.

TL; dw.

P.S. I'm busy with someone else now. Your turn will come around again. Be patient.
 
hey Mamakitty is around!

you remembered the password again?

Don't get so excited. She made a brief visit while she was waiting for me to get to her house this morning.

I still don't know her password and I don't need a dual. I have an alternate account that is currently not being used. And, before you ask again, no, you may not use that account. You can always start another tribute account but to my alternate account. You could prance around in Depends again and everything. No one will suspect it is you. Really. I won't pm everyone except a select few and tell them it is you, this time. Promise.
 
you're morons on such a stupid little narrow minded wavelength that you don't actually understand half of what goes on.

This is a forum, this is a thread. I quoted and responded to a post made in this thread, if you can't follow to who and what that was about then the deficiency lies with you.

For personal one on one conversations there's a little thing called PMS

otherwise you are simply open to other conversations happening in your thread and if you can't follow to who and what those posts are concerned with then that hardly reflects on me.

for other examples of off topic posts in a thread please click on any of mine or anyone else's threads in this forum
 
oh I'm not the one missing the point boy genius

go around the block a couple of times and get back to me when you get it

and no, mooching of the government with other people's hard earned taxes... and you?
 
what do you do with your highschool diploma Jibs?

Still live with your mum? You're in these forums all the time except to go to the gym. Do you have a job?

I'll get another job when I feel like it.

And yes 2 degrees doesn't mean much when I'm sitting on my ass doing nothing... but I still have two degrees and you don't :P
 
Is he gonna fix that shed? :bigass:

I want that shed demolished, along with the back covered patio. If I could, I'd like my house torn down and a new house built on the spot. I'm in the mood for all new stuff just in the same place.
 
Was it the cute Indian guy with the pretty long hair???
If I was not married to the most awesome man on earth, I would be chasing me an Indian!

No - the Italian carpenter with power tools. Cute, cute, cute ... and with skills. Plus, he can cook. And, he is interesting.
 
No - the Italian carpenter with power tools. Cute, cute, cute ... and with skills. Plus, he can cook. And, he is interesting.

hmmmm... Well Italian guys can be fun, but it's all pasta, cheese and sauce.
While good, I need a little more then pasta.

Of course he is for you, not me. I got the perfect man.
He is setting up space for my sewing and crafting area..

Is the Indian guy still working there?
He was nice and cute!
 
He is not Indian - he is Pakistani. I don't know if he is still working there. Last I saw him, he had just married and he'd cut his hair. He was still cute and still super nice but, he was married and he had short hair. *Sigh* and I was just getting good at some Urdu and his mother liked me.
 
He is not Indian - he is Pakistani. I don't know if he is still working there. Last I saw him, he had just married and he'd cut his hair. He was still cute and still super nice but, he was married and he had short hair. *Sigh* and I was just getting good at some Urdu and his mother liked me.

Wrong Indian, I was thinking the Tonto not the Patel.
 
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