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Dear TrollKingdom

"I think I'll make a dual who pretends to be a hardcore Christian because I'm so original, who hates TK for the terrible discussion that goes on here. And because I'm so lame I will make this allready lame character even worse by not adhering to any rules whatsoever for my character and being so incredibly blatant in my duality that even I'm ashamed of my creative writing skills"


Seriously, you didn't actually think anyone would believe you? Did you?

Chalk this one up to faliure and accept that you suck at this shit.


Twat.
 
Mentalist said:
And because I'm so lame I will make this allready lame character even worse by not adhering to any rules whatsoever for my character and being so incredibly blatant in my duality that even I'm ashamed of my creative writing skills"
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What rules? Point me at them and I will follow them you paranoid fuck. And get someone to fix that fucking chat room.
 
Paranoid fuck? Ok, I will bite, since TK is dead right now.


Why am I paranoid? Because I "know" you're a dual? That's not paranoia, bucko. It's called common sense. There is a subtle difference.


Don't even bother pretending to be anything but a poorly planned and seriously lame dual. Did you even think past your first poorly composed post? Doubtful.


As I said you're a faliure.
 
Mentalist said:
Because I "know" you're a dual?
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You are wrong, I know who it is - and it's NONE of you. It's actually someone I know doing an impersonation rather than a straight dual.

You also have this wierd three pronged attack thing.

1. Every new member may be a trolled site member coming back to have a lame attempt at trolling your site (this site, like ours, is almost impossible to troll)
2.They may be one of your own, pretending to be a trolled site member, but actually a dual
3. They may be one of your own duals.

You therefore attack anyone - I have been really very upset at the abuse I have been given. I have been crying myself to sleep at nights.
 
Okay let's play a game of Clue. What dual am I? With what weapon, in which room?

(Obviously it's not the chat room, since you can't get in there cuz it's fucking broken as hell)
 
You are wrong, I know who it is - and it's NONE of you. It's actually someone I know doing an impersonation rather than a straight dual.
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Impersonation of what? A lame dual? I must say, It's very good.

Okay let's play a game of Clue. What dual am I? With what weapon, in which room?
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Lets not.
 
Fine, I'll play.

What dual am I? A lame one.

With what weapon, A 386 or possibly a pentium I

In which room? Your mothers basement.
 
Mentalist said:
In which room? Your mothers basement.
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Close. Only I'm in your mother's basement. After she begged me to fuck her in the ass with a lubricated pineapple, she told me I should go downstairs and throw out all of her son's gay porn mags before using his computer to make posts on the gay boards he visits. I'll try to be quiet on my way out so I don't disturb your dreams of greek togas and olive oil.
 
Oh, how swish of you, I'm reeling. Not a "fucked yo momma" joke and then led up in totally obvious fashion with a *gasp* "gay" joke. You're fantastic. How will I recover from the ownage you have imparted on me.

And good job on the Greek connotation, genius. If there was any doubt of your duality it's gone now, prick.
 
If lunagoth is a dual, who is lame enough to do such a dual?

Come on, name names. I mean most of your duals seem to be self congratulatory wank fests - but I would like to be given proof.

Is there only 15 members here? and the rest just fool (as someone else put it) the cheap seats. Admins and even mods know who you are so unless you use switchproxy to troll your own site, then you would simply have to much time on your hands.

This site is scary, it's like fuckin deja vu.

BTW - it's an impersonation of an uptight admin on a site we trolled. maybe...
 
If lunagoth is a dual, who is lame enough to do such a dual
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Someone who clearly didn't learn what wit was and still thinks Schoolyard taunts make you look clever.

BTW - it's an impersonation of an uptight admin on a site we trolled. maybe...
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So you're some sort of mean uber-cool troll tagteam, right?

That's great. Really.
 
headspace said:
and the rest just fool (as someone else put it) the cheap seats....
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Speaking for myself. The cheapseats are very comfortable thank you.
 
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