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Dear VKD / OynxOverdrive

So you folks are all panty-bunched at being trolled by a known troll? On a Troll board?
Srsly? The guy named himself after Val Kilmer's penis. That he would occasionally be irreverent is SHOCKING!

dick doesn't troll. He's more the pigeon that craps on you in central park. For you it's mildely annoying and the pigeon is too dumb too know any better.
 
So how funny was was it, Onyx? Were there scars?

I don't even know what I did. Eloisel's in :rwmad: aggressive :rwmad: mode,

I'll get her into passive mode later
 
at least I was born. You just congealed in a gutter from bits of dirt and sewage
 
Technically, I was delivered by Caesarean.
 
I like to be remembered. Guaranteed you won't forget.

Interesting that you work at being remembered as the guy with a big pantie wad in your butt crack. That's not something I'd have guessed about you.
 
I don't even know what I did. Eloisel's in :rwmad: aggressive :rwmad: mode,

I'll get her into passive mode later

Sure. And, pray tell, how do you plan on doing that? With more sweet kitty kitty pictures?
 
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I have three cats. Cat eyes no longer work on me. I know what evil is behind those eyes.
 
El is crazy old cat lady. Figures.
 
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One of these days I'm gonna come back and take the rest of El's little green squares just to completely enrage her...
 
Wonder how it must chafe that Onyx has the same number lol
 
she sees karma as some kind of social ranking, so it must sting
 
Actually, I am more fond of the big dogs. All my big dogs have passed though. As my critters generally live a very long time I won't get another. It is quite possible they would outlive me and I don't want to leave behind a sad big dog no one will love as much as I would.

These cats I have are rescue kitties. They are special needs babies no one else would take. I don't agree with killing domesticated animals just because they aren't convenient.

Anyway, I've got lots to do this weekend so knock yourself out on the pips. It cracks me up.
 
I believe in killing old people when they become inconvenient.
 
Actually, I am more fond of the big dogs. All my big dogs have passed though. As my critters generally live a very long time I won't get another. It is quite possible they would outlive me and I don't want to leave behind a sad big dog no one will love as much as I would.

These cats I have are rescue kitties. They are special needs babies no one else would take. I don't agree with killing domesticated animals just because they aren't convenient.

Anyway, I've got lots to do this weekend so knock yourself out on the pips. It cracks me up.

I'll help you keep those pips best I can. You remind me of my mom...my sweet, slightly racist mom. If anything it will be ironic with a tinge of drama.
 
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