Denis Norden. STILL ALIVE.

[Mentalist]

THE IMMORTAL CONTINUES.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He was interviewed on Russell Brand's radio show last year and had no problem with Brand's sense of humour. ANDREW SACHS COULD LEARN FROM HIM.

 

[WillsZenith]

how is he still alive, did he drink the queen mothers blood?

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's only 86.

 

[whisky]

He looked old when he was young

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Plus he talks kind of slowly and got replaced by Griff Rhys Jones on It'll be Alright on the Night.

 

[CaptainWacky]

How did that manage to run for 40 years anyway?

 

[whisky]

They only to pay him in brill cream

 

[WillsZenith]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Let's get him back on tv.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'm sure he could manage a stint in Dictionary Corner, if not becoming a replacement for Carol Thatcher on The One Show.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe he'll hit Adrian Chiles with a brick.

 

[Mentalist]

STILL ALIVE

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Phew! That's a relief!

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND KICKING

 

[Gagh]

HE JUST GAVE PRINCE ANDREW A STONE COLD STUNNER!

 

[CaptainWacky]

HE JUST ATE JAKE THE SNAKE'S BIBLE!

 

[Gagh]

NORDEN'S GONNA FLY, COLE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

AS GOD IS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!

 

[Gagh]

CANE DENNIS!