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dentist bitch

whisky

Boobie inspector
Even as I steped through the door I knew she would hurt me.

The dentist today was a locum, a short muslim woman in traditional costume (no dentist coat for her), and I couldnt understand what she was saying, so I recon I was doomed from there.

What followed was 20 minutes of scraping and gagging that is probably the most painful and uncomfortable thing I have gone through in quite some time, and that includes having to read rocktars posts.

I came close to walking out half way though, but toughed it out in the end.

At least thats over and done with for another three months
 
All dentists are evil.
 
My dentist used to call me the antichrist because i worked for Pepsi. He said I was Satan and a guy who worked for Rowntrees making Polo's was my coworker in the bowels of hell.

He told me this often before he asked me to open my mouth.

I changed dentist.
 
headvoid said:
My dentist used to call me the antichrist because i worked for Pepsi. He said I was Satan and a guy who worked for Rowntrees making Polo's was my coworker in the bowels of hell.

He told me this often before he asked me to open my mouth.

I changed dentist.

He should have thanked you, you kept his kids fed and clothed.
 
I haven't been to a detnist in 7 years and I'm prefectly fine!2111r
 
whisky said:
Even as I steped through the door I knew she would hurt me.

The dentist today was a locum, a short muslim woman in traditional costume (no dentist coat for her), and I couldnt understand what she was saying, so I recon I was doomed from there.

What followed was 20 minutes of scraping and gagging that is probably the most painful and uncomfortable thing I have gone through in quite some time, and that includes having to read rocktars posts.

I came close to walking out half way though, but toughed it out in the end.

At least thats over and done with for another three months

You must be such a weakling if "lol:laughing: hurts you and makes you so uncomfortable.
 
drill sergeant?
 
Loktar said:
You must be such a weakling if "lol:laughing: hurts you and makes you so uncomfortable.

No its seeing a guy moan about how empty his life is while spending all day and night spamming message boards makes me uncomfortable
 
I don't have any teeth by th ewya.
 
stops the police identifiying your dead rape victims by your dental records
 
I miss not being able to bite them, though. :(
 
but you give them the gumming of their lives, before you end them
 
Can and do!
 
whisky said:
No its seeing a guy moan about how empty his life is while spending all day and night spamming message boards makes me uncomfortable

Touche.
 
Don't drag me into this!
 
?
 
nevermind
 
okay
 
Don't knock a good gumming.
 
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