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Dick Van Dyke just did a 'rap' on Diagnosis Murder

Gagh

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It was one of the most frightening moments of my life.
 
LOL, well that's what you get for watching that pap.

I'm actually writing a rap song at this moment for a project at uni. Oh yes, I'm a right old renaissance man.
 
I never got into Diagnosis Murder, Jessica Fletcher ruined all other murder mystery shows for me.
 
Gagh said:
It was one of the most frightening moments of my life.
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Did it make you pass out?
 
No, but my left arm dropped off in sympathy with all rap / hip-hop artistes who may have been watching.
 
It's all Coolio's fault for appearing on game shows. Parallel universes started melting together.
 
Coolio ripped off Michelle Pfeiffer's head and replaced it with Adam Baldwin's :(
 
On the bright side, she's now the greatest actress in the world.
 
On the not so bright side, she just stabbed Angela Lansbury. :(
 
THAT BITCH!
 
Fuddlemiff said:
I'm actually writing a rap song at this moment for a project at uni. Oh yes, I'm a right old renaissance man.
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You should get other people to write it for you!

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With a male head.
 
I'm using a website which has a rhyming dictionary and a metaphor finder. I like the "get other people to do it and make them think they're being cool" idea, though.
 
What class is this rap song project for?
 
That show's pretty old...80s,

You sure it was rap?
 
Mr. White Man: Rap has been around since the 70's.

And Diagnosis Murder ran from 1993-2001.
 
Hmm...must have been thinking of Matlock.

Hey...seen one gray-haired old guy...

Rap around since the 70s??

Now that I doubt..
 
OK then. You probably have a cross-burning to get to so I won't keep you.

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