DID HEATHER MARRY PAUL FOR HIS MONEY?

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[curiousa2z]

omg.
how could you think that of her????????????!!!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well she didn't marry him for his looks.

 

[whisky]

Does the pope shit in the woods?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Only when the cops are waiting in the toilets to arrest him for FIDDLING (his taxes.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

MARRIED HIM FOR HIS MONKEY I'D SAY HOHOHO

 

[headvoid]

At least he got his leg over

OMG I MADE A DISABILITY JOKE!

 

[whisky]

Stella and Paul in splinter of the japs eye

 

[Henoch]

gold digging hussy!

 

[Sarek]

Shut the fuck up Henoch.

 

[Ishcabittle]

such anger

 

[Cassie]

She married him for his ginormous cock!

(I have no idea who Heather and Paul are)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

M _ _ A R _ _ E _

Used letters: S D G

 

[curiousa2z]

SOUNDS LIKE BUT IS:
not an insect
not a car

 

[CaptainWacky]

TWO DOWN, TWO TO GO

(Beatles hitlist)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You just know Ringo is going to have the last laugh. Just to show how screwy life is.

 

[Cassie]

After all these hints I'd have to be mentally retarded not to get it, huh?

McCartney

 

[curiousa2z]

You just know Ringo is going to have the last laugh. Just to show how screwy life is.

too true.
I bet when they started out in Liverpool, never in their wildest dreams could they have know where life would take them....

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They were only in it for the pussy. It's why men do everything.

Oh wait...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ringo narrated Thomas The Tank Engine, he's already won.