Did pizza exist before the Ninja Turtles?

[CaptainWacky]

Or was it invented as a food for the Turtles and it caught on after that?

 

[Dr Dave]

It was not invented by them.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Pizza was always the monster in Luigi's closet. Thankfully he unleashed it by unlocking the Marinara Cap.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm pretty sure I never ate pizza before the Turtles did.

 

[Dr Dave]

Pizza was invented by World Famous Actor Ted Danson.

 

[headvoid]

My Glaswegian Aunt called Pizza "funny foreign food"

 

[CaptainWacky]

What did she think of chips in curry sauce?

 

[headvoid]

The devils work

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd never eat that myself, to be fair.

Also deep fried Mars bars are a myth.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I had two Sicilian slices yesterday. It's my thing now.

 

[Dr Dave]

Made with real sicilian's?

 

[The Tomtrek]

The pizza delivery seen at the start of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) was actually the first pizza delivery ever made.

 

[Dr Dave]

The time of enlightenment people call the delivery era.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Was it "MAN I LOVE BEING A TURTLE" or "GOD I LOVE BEING A TRUTLE"? I remember arguing about this in school.

 

[Cassie]

Did you play hide the turtle?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Will a future TMNT sequel have them killing Mike Myers for that Fat Bastard joke about having a "turtle head poking out"?

 

[Gagh]

Did James T Kirk invent the male girdle before the Turtles invented pizza?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes and Scotty invented the terrible Scottish accent. The haggis is in the fire for sure!

 

[Gagh]

He's as Scottish as this! [youtube]2mc13fBlhOg[/youtube]

 

[CaptainWacky]

TMWRNJ was so good. And on a Sunday morning!