Did you cry when Princess Diana died?

[Hilbert Frakes]

I heard she beat up a bird with a stick and was mean to Diana.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I heard she uses a dildo four times a day!

She's just another dirty old queen with a dildo addiction, like Charlton Heston.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Graham Norton is a good queen.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Ok I cried. But it was only because I realized I'd never get the panties I won from her on ebay.

 

[Hilbert Frakes]

Boy George is a queen.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So is Takei.

 

[Hilbert Frakes]

and Elton John.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And John Wayne.