Did you ever hear about the one...

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WIL WHEATON CRIES LIKE A GIRL AT PHONE COMMERCIALS. AND WHEN FANS CALL HIM NAMES. AND WHEN HIS WIFE IS OUT OF BOSCO. OR WHEN SHE'S HAVING HER DIRTY LADIES TIME.

 

[Harkley]

WIL WHEATON IS NOT A MAN. OR A GOAT, FOR THAT MATTER.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WIL WHEATON RAN ME OVER WITH HIS ELECTRIC CAR! IT TOOK 2 FULL MINUTES!!!!

 

[Mentalist]

WIL WHEATON WAS MADE BY SPLICING TOLKIENS AND GEORGE LUCAS'S SPERM AND GETTING PATRICK STEWART TO SPIT IN THE TEST TUBE THAT WAS THEN INSERTED INTO JONATHAN FRAKES BUM FOR 9 MONTHS

 

[Harkley]

OMG WIL WHEATON

WIL NOT EAT!!!! W...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

EMERIL LAGASSE JERKED A LITTLE ESSENCE IN THER TOO!

BAM!

 

[Mentalist]

SHKAKALAKA BREAK DOWN DAT ROOM YOU NAUGHTY WHITE BOY!


NANITES NANITES THE NANITES ARE FREE IM LIKE SORRY ... ACTUALLY NO I'M NOT I RAPED DATA AND I AM PROUD ALALALALALAA

 

[Mentalist]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

*Beams* I saw Nana do that live, and stood by her side for several minutes at the Stage Door as she "borrowed my Sharpee" and signed autographs.

 

[Mentalist]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

She was the shit, the woman can sing and dance.

 

[Mentalist]

Fever!

 

[CaptainWacky]

No.

 

[Mentalist]

No to what? MY GREAT STORY!~!!!! WHAT!~!






Fair enough.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I've never heard it.

 

[Mentalist]

Never heard what?

 

[Mentalist]

*dances around with sparklers*

 

[Mentalist]

WACKY DIDNT LIEKK MY STORTY

 

[Laker_Girl]

No, I haven't heard that one. Check your PMs.

 

[Mandi]

Baggage handler strikes!