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Did you take a date to an owl sanctuary for Valentine's Day?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
IF NOT, WHY NOT?
 
I ate an owl for Valentine's Day.
 
At least you didn't try to hang it.
 
CaptainWacky said:
At least you didn't try to hang it.
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I did fondle the hooter's hooters before I ate it though.
 
You couldn't hang an owl if you wanted to execute it. It would just hoover up with its wings. You'd have to use a firing squad.
 
CaptainWacky said:
You couldn't hang an owl if you wanted to execute it. It would just hoover up with its wings. You'd have to use a firing squad.
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Or rip its fucking wings off!
 
No, firing squad.
 
I slipped some GHB to some twink who looked like Harry Potter. Close enough?
 
YeS.
 
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