DIE YOU FUCKING BITCH [you]

[jack]

Yes I'm talking about YOU [you] DIE NOW

 

[Shatna]

Shan't!

 

[Shatna]

DAMN ME, TRICKED AGAIN! AVAAAAST!!

 

[twinkiemaker]

why?

 

[EnglishRose]

Jack - STOP.

 

[geedis]

Yes I'm talking about YOU geedis DIE NOW

:blush:

 

[chronic deja vu]

I've been here before. Do I know you?

 

[Geedis,]

Yes I'm talking about YOU Geedis, DIE NOW

I promise to take a hot, runny dump on your grave, old gnome.

 

[Gagh]

etyety

 

[geedis]

Yes I'm talking about YOU geedis DIE NOW

I promise to take a hot, runny dump on your grave, old gnome.

So shall I. A double geedis dump, rump to rump.

 

[Geedis,]

So shall I. A double geedis dump, rump to rump.

Just imagine it: an enormous two-tone heap of steaming Geedis poo, soaking through the soil to the thin cardboard coffin that encases a worm-gnawed carcass that once belonged to a shrivelled, insignificant gnome.

REFILL MY MINIBAR, YOU FUCKING HOMUNCULUS!!!!

 

[Gagh]

fhsery56srtwsrt3465356346etyrwt

 

[Geedis,]

fhsery56srtwsrt3465356346etyrwt

Keep those thoughtful, incisive posts coming, Gleeaghk.

 

[jack]

Suck it, GNOME :bigass:

 

[Geedis,]

Suck it, GNOME

It just doesn't sound right coming out of your mouth....maybe it's because papa's schlong dislocated your tongue?

So Vap, I just don't get all the jealousy....surely you MUST'VE been on TV at some point, right? After all, you've been breathing for sixty fucking years. Wasn't there ever some "man in the street" news reporter who came up to you with a mic to ask your opinion about important developments down at the Ben & Jerry's plant?

 

[jack]

::::

 

[Geedis,]

::::

Perhaps you meant to say "gurgle?"

 

[jack]

no, I was referring to your girlish giggle at the end of the G4 segment. What a pisser you turned out to be in real life, chubsy

 

[jack]

I did get the stubby fingers right on those hamhocks, though...didn't I?

::

 

[jack]

oh and SUCK IT GNOME.