Do we need a "Charas prayer meeting"?

[jack]

So do you guys do this shit on your knees, hucking up lungers? Is that the trick to your board?

 

[jack]

That's for you to decide B)

What's for me to decide?

 

[Dark_Temptation]

I couldn't tell you, but by the looks, this board seems fine B)

I take good care of it you know B)

 

[Dark_Temptation]

What's for me to decide?

Whatever makes you feel smarter of course B)

 

[jack]

Again, I was late to the convo, I have no idea what you're referring to.

 

[Dark_Temptation]

Of course B)

 

[Lol internet]

So do you guys do this shit on your knees, hucking up lungers? Is that the trick to your board?

Hey now, that is physically impossible. The arsehole faces away from the knees, rendering said task undoable, excluding the possibilities that your legs are broken; your colon is connected to your umbilicus; perhaps you are on a low gravity planet or satellite where you are able to excrete forcefully enough to keep said excrement in air, while you run over in time for it to make contact with your legs; maybe you are some strange animal whose arsehole and knees are aligned in some way where gravity does the work for you. But for you to be able to shit on your knees without any interference, well I don't see how that would work.

 

[Lord Raffles]

Hey now, that is physically impossible. The arsehole faces away from the knees, rendering said task undoable, excluding the possibilities that your legs are broken; your colon is connected to your umbilicus; perhaps you are on a low gravity planet or satellite where you are able to excrete forcefully enough to keep said excrement in air, while you run over in time for it to make contact with your legs; maybe you are some strange animal whose arsehole and knees are aligned in some way where gravity does the work for you. But for you to be able to shit on your knees without any interference, well I don't see how that would work.

I DARE YOU TO POST THAT ON CHARAS, YOU IGNORANT FUCK.

AND KEEP IN THE WORD ARSEHOLE, WE KNOW YOU WANT TO FAG.

 

[Dark_Temptation]

I dare you too

B)

 

[jack]

So, what's "Capital B Parenthesis" mean, anyway?

 

[Dark_Temptation]

Who cares B)

Not you I know B)

 

[Tyrant]

So, what's "Capital B Parenthesis" mean, anyway?

Don't bother with that one.

 

[jack]

OK

 

[Lol internet]

I DARE YOU TO POST THAT ON CHARAS, YOU IGNORANT FUCK.

AND KEEP IN THE WORD ARSEHOLE, WE KNOW YOU WANT TO FAG.

Now now, Raffles, I'm not the one making accusations of homosexuality. If you honestly feel this riled up when someone points out the gap in logic regarding an impossible physical activity, then perhaps you should take a break from forums.

 

[Gonad]

Who cares B)

Not you I know B)

It makes me think I'm looking at a test and every option is "B)".

 

[Dark_Temptation]

A) B)

 

[DragonBlaze]

Shit, your tests only have an A) and a B). Mine go all the way up to E), I feel so cheated right now.

 

[Gonad]

D)

Double-chin!

 

[Lord Raffles]

Now now, Raffles, I'm not the one making accusations of homosexuality. If you honestly feel this riled up when someone points out the gap in logic regarding an impossible physical activity, then perhaps you should take a break from forums.

Being an inactive homosexual who loves Charas, you are in no position whatsoever to lecture me on anything regarding physical activity.

 

[Lol internet]

I would like a detailed report on what makes you think I have homosexual tendencies. Please include your sources in your bibliography.