Do you ever get bruises

[CaptainWacky]

I always thought it strange that he'd kill his unborn children in defence of Mario.

 

[Tisiphone]

Mario has all the creatures of Mariorland cockwhipped!

 

[whisky]

The bruise on my arm is darker today, I have also noticed that if I hold my arm by my side, the bruise matches the height of a door handle perfectly.

I think I may have solved how I got this one.

 

[PoopOnAStick]

Stop walking around drunk at night, you might get less bruises!

 

[whisky]

If you can still walk, your not that drunk

 

[Tisiphone]

^Amen to that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The bruise on my arm is darker today, I have also noticed that if I hold my arm by my side, the bruise matches the height of a door handle perfectly.

I think I may have solved how I got this one.

VAMPIRE BITE!?

 

[Gagh]

OMG - GANGREL IS HIDING IN WHISKY'S BED.

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND LUNA IS SELLOTAPED TO THE CEILING!

 

[Gagh]

NOT TO MENTION BERTHA FAYE SKULKING IN THE BISCUIT BARRELL!

 

[Mirah]

I have a bruise on my left tit, any suggestions on how I can explain that one?

 

[Gagh]

I have a bruise on my left tit, any suggestions on how I can explain that one?

THE PHANTOM TIT-BRUISER OF OLD LONDON TOWN GOT SMACKED UP ON CHEAP CIDER, AND PINCHED YOUR FUNBAG JUST A BIT TOO TIGHT, WHILST YOU WERE DOWNING A TEQUILA UNDER A SHOWER.

 

[CaptainWacky]

sorry about that, I thought your tits were ATTACKING ME

 

[Gagh]

sorry about that, I thought your tits were ATTACKING ME

THEY WERE - MIRAH'S NIPPLES EMANATE LIGHTSABER BEAMS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SO, IN THE END, YOU COULD SAY THE TTIS ARE MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD.

 

[Gagh]

YES, AND WHEN COUNT DOOKU SAID "HAND OVER YOUR SWORDS, WE WOULDN'T WANT THINGS TO GET MESSY" HE WAS REALLY IMPLYING "MIRAH, SQUIRT YOUR BREAST MILK INTO MY ANCIENT, WRINKLED BEARDED FIZZOG SO THAT I MAY STROKE MY LIGHTSABER SHAFT AND GET AN ENORMOUS ERECTION TO IMPRESS THE DARK LORD OF THE SITH"

 

[Tisiphone]

Where has this thread gone? I have a bruise on my inner left thigh...it's starting to look like a bite mark, actually.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I dot'n have bruises, no