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Do You Think I Am Mean?

I think I'm going to be really mean tomorrow. I haven't decided yet to whom I will be mean. It will come to me though. They will pass me in the hall, be the first to say good morning, put something in my inbox just after I've cleaned it out ... or commit some other serious infraction.

Then, they'll be so happy it is the weekend and they won't have to put up with me for a couple of days.

They won't even know that I've given them the gift of enjoyment of an ordinary weekend.

But, that is okay. I'm sweet like that.
 
I'm getting excited. This is the week I get to move into my new office - I think, or at least that is what my supervisor said Friday before I left for the weekend. Probably this coming Thursday and Friday. Two windows instead of one. Better furniture and equipment. A door. Chairs for people who come to see me instead of them just having to stand around.

The downside is that I have to take home all my stowed holiday decorations. There isn't space under the new desk or in the credenza to put my boxes and things. Oh well. I'll bring the stuff back at Christmas or I'll buy new stuff that will fit in a drawer. My current stuff includes big trees and santas, a little snow covered village scene thing. It isn't anything super special but I like it. The co-workers like it. Many of them don't have the time or space to put up much in the way of decorations. Or, they have the type of people show up in their offices that might be scrooges so they don't put anything up.

One good thing about having a big, old house - there is always room for more Christmas stuff.

This is my computer desk from last Christmas. There are more pictures of my writing desk, bookcase, window, walls, and door to the hall - they are all decorated too.
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My house was originally a small 850 sq. ft. house built back in the 50s. The first owner was a house builder and the second owner had a carpenter in the family. Therefore, the house was added onto quite a bit before I bought it 14 years ago. Now it is a 2500 sq. ft. house with a big covered and enclosed back patio about 1/4th the size of the house. Some of the rooms have lots of storage. Some don't have any. Thank god for furniture.
 
Oh....I guess old is a relative term. Ours was built in 1825....apparently before the invention of closets. I have my clothes in a big ol' wardrobe.
 
Ha, ha ... I've lived in a house that was about 150 years old and another house that was about 85 at the time I lived in them. Both had ghosts, and the oldest house got so scary I had to leave it in the middle of the night in my nightgown toting a three year old screaming and flailing child and a 70 lb. sheepdog who was so terrified he couldn't even crawl out of the house with his tail between his legs. My then husband, who was such a bullying brute who never let me have anything I wanted, did not argue when I checked into a hotel and refused to go back in that house. He even let me pick out the next house we lived in and it was a brand new one. I know, some people get off on spooky shit but it ain't for me.
 
If only I were Mean​
By Mirah Thomas​

I, Mirah Thomas wish I were mean.
I wish I could say what I mean and mean what I say.
When people ask me if I can do something, why don't I just say, "No"?
When I say something I wish it were the truth.

When you ask me how I am I wish I could say, "Terrible"
(I do actually) But then you wish you hadn't asked.
So Fuck You for asking and not meaning it.

If I, Mirah Thomas ask you how you are, I mean it.

Mirah, do you want to go there? Do you want to do this? No. I want to do this instead. Why is it so hard to say? What I want? What I need? What I desire.

I, Mirah Thomas, want what I want. And I want to say it.
 
eloisel said:
This is my computer desk from last Christmas. There are more pictures of my writing desk, bookcase, window, walls, and door to the hall - they are all decorated too.
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OMG you have atrocious taste!


If a new girl shows up with something of value for the desk--perhaps carved out of rosewood etc.--then you are history for the sake of aesthetics/feng shui.
 
You are so stupid parkmice. I got a new office and that desk and little bit of space does now belong to a new girl.

And, it was Christmas, dear. I love extra gaudy at Christmas. If you don't like it, then gouge your eyes out with your itty, bitty mice paws.
 
Mirah said:
If only I were Mean​
By Mirah Thomas​

I, Mirah Thomas wish I were mean.
I wish I could say what I mean and mean what I say.
When people ask me if I can do something, why don't I just say, "No"?
When I say something I wish it were the truth.

When you ask me how I am I wish I could say, "Terrible"
(I do actually) But then you wish you hadn't asked.
So Fuck You for asking and not meaning it.

If I, Mirah Thomas ask you how you are, I mean it.

Mirah, do you want to go there? Do you want to do this? No. I want to do this instead. Why is it so hard to say? What I want? What I need? What I desire.

I, Mirah Thomas, want what I want. And I want to say it.
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Dear Mirah,

This is the truth. People who seek you out to say mean stuff to you say it to you no matter what you do or do not say.

So, you might as well be truthful.

They ask, "Mirah, please give me your last dollar."

You say, "No. I need my last dollar."

They say, "Mirah, you are so selfish."

You say, "Yes. I am."

They ask, "Mirah, how are you doing?"

You say, "I'm not doing as well as I'd like. I have gas and can't stop farting."

They say, "That is too much information."

You say, "You did not specify how much information was adequate to answer your question."

They say, "Well, I meant it only in a casual way. You should've just said, 'I'm fine. How are you?'"

You say, "Well, then, you should have said 'I'm doing well and hope you are doing well too but don't really want to know if you aren't.'"

They say, "That is too much honesty for a simple, casual query that is basically an acknowledgment of your presence and does not require a factual statement of your actual health, wealth, and prospects."

You say, "Then just say hello."

They say, "Okay. Hello."

You say, "Good morning."
 
eloisel said:
You are so stupid parkmice. I got a new office and that desk and little bit of space does now belong to a new girl.

And, it was Christmas, dear. I love extra gaudy at Christmas. If you don't like it, then gouge your eyes out with your itty, bitty mice paws.
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sorry, it just freaked me out for a minute, merry christmas.
 
parkmice said:
sorry, it just freaked me out for a minute, merry christmas.
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Thank you. I did have a Merry Christmas. Looking forward to having a nicer Christmas this year. I have a new office and a whole lot more room. Maybe you'll be more approving of my Christmas decorations this year.
 
eloisel said:
If you don't like it, then gouge your eyes out with your itty, bitty mice paws.
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Actually, my two oldest nieces were very cruel to me the other night. It has had me quite upset. Then, I realized, I am not mean at all. If I were, they'd both be missing persons right about now.
 
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