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Do you think Wallace will get a new dog when Gromit dies?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I do.
 
I think he'll have Gromit stuffed and mounted on wheels so he can take him for a roll. Merry Christmas Wacky.
 
Gromsy isn't mortal like you or I; he will outlive us all (incuding Wallace).
 
Gromit is the Elder God Gro'Mikt bound to canine form as a punishment for breaking one of the ten laws of the Enternal Universe, in Year Four of the Age of Mak-Ton, Lord of Ice and Snow.
 
It was going to be in a scene in "A Grand Day Out" but they run out of budget.
 
He should get a parrot.
 
Wallace and Gomit are both going to melt when global warming kicks in.
 
They already burned once.
 
I don't think play dough melts.
 
Not even in the fires of Mount Doom?
 
Yes, and he'll call it BOUNCER FUCKED SANTA'S LITTLE HELPER.
 
The question is flawed because Wallace is going to die years before Gromit.
 
Yeah, the real question is, will Gromit get a new Wallace?
 
The guy who does Wallace's voice is really old, yeah. They should have him read out a dictionary and record it then edit it all into future scripts when he dies.
 
The oldest surviving original Last of the Summer Wine cast member. Probably.
 
And it takes about six years to make a Wallace and Gromit movie. That must piss him off.
 
Yeah I wouldn't have known there had been a change if I didn't know Peter Sallis (GOD BLESS HIS SOUL) had died.
 
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