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Do you want to get dementia when you're old?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
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My Gran has it. Getting told your husband is FUCKING DEAD ALREADY ten times a day by the carers can't be much fun.

The moral is: Don't get married.
 
One of my Grandma's had it for years before she died. Dementia beats the hell out of Alzheimer's... she was sweet and extremely forgetful.
 
This was in poor taste, sorry.
 
It's ok Wacky, we're all demented.
 
THAT'S IN POOR TASTE TO RETARDED CATS
 
I'LL APOLOGISE TO BUTTONS LATER
 
Oh, you!
 
I forgot to answer the question so yes I'd like to have dementia when I get old. then I can poop my pants and deny it ever happened or even accuse someone else of pooping in my pants.
 
When I can't go to the bathroom by myself anymore, that's when I reach for the nearest pistol or have a trusted friend do it for me.

Or I'll just never eat again and starve to death. One or the other.
 
What if there's no afterlife!
 
It doesn't matter, you're gonna get there (dead) eventually anyway.
 
I'm not dead! I want to go for a walk!
 
we should make an afterlife
 
Maybe it'll come with the next Sims upgrade.
 
If I get dementia then I want to be euthenised. Then I'll complain and refuse to accept I ever said I'd want to die(THAT'S NOT SOMETHING I'D SAY, YOU LIAR!!) and deny I have anything wrong with me
 
Wait... you're supposed to wait until you get old? How come nobody ever tells me this kind of shit?
 
I don't want it. I want to be perfectly sane and with all my faculties and then pretend to have it, so I can soil myself and laugh inside.
 
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