Doctor Dave's geese sighting thread

[Cassie]

GEESE AND GOATS LIVING TOGETHER, MASS HYSTERIA!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Goose. Butt. Horn. RAM. Heh.

 

[Dr Dave]

6/19/14

Multiple geese sighted near island in local major river.

 

[Dr Dave]

6/19/14

Possible second sighting at different location on river.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You need geese binoculars.

 

[Dr Dave]

Made out of geese?

 

[Cassie]

Look at this swan, it has joined forces with the geese. NO ONE IS SAFE.

 

[Dr Dave]

How vary foul of him!

 

[Loktar]

I saw some geese at the Great Escape last week. They seemed very determined to try and wreck the swan boats by darting in front of them and moving out of the way at the last second.

 

[Dr Dave]

Those geese!

 

[CaptainWacky]

#TeamSwan

 

[headvoid]

I think he was asking for it with his red hair and aggressive snub nosed kayak.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I presume he died.

 

[Dr Dave]

9/8/2014

Geese sighted during areal flyover of my neighborhood. Not sure what these geese were up to.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Saw literally thousands of geese flying over today. Thought they'd come for me and that I was going to die like this. It was funny because just when I thought they'd all passed, more came. Then about five minutes later two lone geese came flying over, obviously looking for the rest. Maybe they stayed bak for goose sex and fell behind.

 

[Dr Dave]

There must be some sort of massive geese meet up over there.

 

[Cassie]

OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING

 

[CaptainWacky]

The geese have won.

Surrender.

 

[Cassie]

goose ‏@hostile_goose 3h3 hours ago

im a big goose

I'M WATCHING YOU

 

[CaptainWacky]

Geese are not invited to the Mine Field Reunion.