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Doctor Dave's geese sighting thread

4/16/2011

Mother Goose arrested. Nusery rhymes discovered to contain secret messages for her geese terrorist army.
 
5/5/2011

Multiple Geese sightings!

Various geese sited, including two geese watching a LOCAL BRIDGE. The various geese were along a paved urban trail.

Also sighted were BABY GEESE! They were cute and fluffy. Too bad they turn into evil geese later on!

The geese were very calm, clearly they were well trained.
 
Addendum to Geese sighting for 5/5/2011.

There was geese poop all over the place. They clearly did not or choose not to clean up after themselves!
 
Addendum #2 to Geese sighting for 5/5/2011

One goose was doing a goose call then took flight.

Who and about what was he communicating?
 
I recently saw a most disturbing sight. I am afraid the shock of this may have affected the quality of my picture taking.

Below you see in the foreground a collection of Ducks, they are happily enjoying a paddle in the river. On the beach behind the ducks is a lone, and very large Goose. At the point of the picture he was hiding his head in his wing in a strang fashion. I suspect he was hiding the collective guilt of his race in a figurative manner.

The Ducks, poor innocent Ducks, are oblivious to the evil close to them. I had to leave before I saw the corruption start.

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8-9-2011

Geese sited at local closed bot dock.

They ignored the sign on the dock saying it was closed. Do they have no respect for our rules?
 
11/13/2011

Geese sighted at local mall!

Saw some geese at the mall, I opened the car window and said something like "FUCK OFF GEESE". At least they were not inside the mall.
 
2/7/2012

Geese sighted in area field.

2/9/2012

3 geese sighted in ariel formation. One of the geese was honking what I assume were orders or questions.
 
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