Doctor Dave's geese sighting thread

[Dr Dave]

Geese sighting Christmas edition!

12/25/13

1) Geese sighted outside State liquor control commission offices! Could the geese be showing their support for the booz narks? Or are they doing reconosense work here?

2)Geese sighted near commercial properties. Just walking around. Do they think they own the place or something...

 

[Cassie]

DR DAVE, what's the threat level of swans? SHOULD THEY BE FEARED AND DESPISED AS WELL?

 

[CaptainWacky]

All swans are property of THE QUEEN.

 

[Cassie]

So extremely dangerous then. I WILL KEEP MY EYES PEELED.

 

[Dr Dave]

Swans are related to geese and should be kept an eye on.

 

[Cassie]

GOOD TO KNOW.

 

[Dr Dave]

A swan has never chased me on a bridge, I'll say that for them.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Just like India and Taiwan, GEESE will be liberated someday.

 

[Dr Dave]

By a shot gun maybe.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The Queen doens't give a shit about geese.

 

[Dr Dave]

1/1/14

Multiple geese sightings at wild life refuge.

I saw multiple geese, some in a area with many swans.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hope they're not trying to assault the swans.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

A swan is just a goose with money.

 

[Cassie]

 

[Dr Dave]

It's always polite to warn people about impending geese attacks.

 

[Cassie]

HEADVOID ALREADY POSTED THAT PICTURE

 

[Dr Dave]

MF minds think alike.

 

[headvoid]

I'm ahead of Cassie's curve for once.

This is a seminal moment in my life. I'm going to enjoy it by honking.

HONK

 

[Cassie]

HONK HONK MOFO!

 

[Cassie]

This dog and this duck have formed a goose hunting pack. GOOD LUCK SOLDIERS!