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Does anybody like the Brak show?

Monolith said:
Whatever Kettle ;)
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Wow! You speak to your kitchenware. Is this a side effect of your sex-change operation?? Did the Swedes warn you about this?
 
Wow, you can't comprehend like? You get confused easily like? Awww pookie, it's OK, I still love you.
 
So, btw, how do you know so much about the topic of sex changes; contemplating a lifestyle change? Its OK, Ill still love you then too.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Wow! You speak to your kitchenware. Is this a side effect of your sex-change operation?? Did the Swedes warn you about this?
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*somewhere off in the distance a loud buzzer sounds*
TERRIBLE, come on...Lucy that was pathetic.
 
tiff_7_17 said:
*somewhere off in the distance a loud buzzer sounds*
TERRIBLE, come on...Lucy that was pathetic.
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Letting my statement go to your bleached-blonde head now aren't we? I shall retract that statement. It is not true. Now remove your sig.
 
I'll remove it the day you grow a satisfying-sized penis...
So, in other words, never.
 
Monolith said:
So, btw, how do you know so much about the topic of sex changes; contemplating a lifestyle change? Its OK, Ill still love you then too.
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I am insulted. You have forgotten all those PMs you sent to me regarding that sex-change operation of yours in Stockholm? How you had hoped to meet your hero Mats Sundin? You do know he is getting one too? He is already 'girly' so he will be having his sex changed to female any time soon. You should get in touch with him. Perhaps you can learn from each other.
 
tiff_7_17 said:
I'll remove it the day you grow a satisfying-sized penis...
So, in other words, never.
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Your head grows ever larger simply because of a silly statement I made.
 
Ahem, any experience with you is forgettable Lucy.I'm so sorry. I just can't remember!
 
Monolith said:
Ahem, any experience with you is forgettable Lucy.I'm so sorry. I just can't remember!
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No doubt a result of a beating by skinheads in downtown Phoenix who learned of your sexual oddity.
 
No actually they were quite pleased to have such a beautiful woman in their presence. I could send then air mail special up their just for you, eh?
 
Silly statement?
Come on, lulumuffin...you meant every word.

You and I...we aren't so different...except i'm way smarter...
 
tiff_7_17 said:
Silly statement?
Come on, lulumuffin...you meant every word.

You and I...we aren't so different...except i'm way smarter...
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Don't you mean 'much' smarter? *ROTFLMAO*
 
Monolith said:
No actually they were quite pleased to have such a beautiful woman in their presence. I could send then air mail special up their just for you, eh?
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They were pleased until you took your panties down and showed them what was left of your cock. You then proceeded to explain that was only Phase One of your operation. Phase Two was to begin the next month.
 
You little kink bitch you. Stop fantasizing about me! It makes me hot!
 
Monolith said:
You little kink bitch you. Stop fantasizing about me! It makes me hot!
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I don't fantasize about women. I need not. Why would one be required to fantasize about things he could have at any time?
 
WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU?!:po:
 
Sorry Lucy, did you say something?
 
Make fun of my grammar and say ROTFLMAO in the same sentence...
Lulu, you're such a fuck.
 
tiff_7_17 said:
Make fun of my grammar and say ROTFLMAO in the same sentence...
Lulu, you're such a fuck.
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Go away. I abhor STUPID.
 
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