Does anyone here have a mentor?

[CaptainWacky]

I want one.

 

[Loktar]

Oh.

I thought you were volunteering to be other people's mentor. You'd make a great one.

 

[CaptainWacky]

No I wouldn't.

 

[Loktar]

Fine have it your way, Mr. I don't like compliments.

 

[headvoid]

This kind of thing has to stop. I may have to start being rude to Wacky to provide some sort of balance.

YOU EGIT!!!

 

[Loktar]

This kind of thing has to stop. I may have to start being rude to Wacky to provide some sort of balance.

YOU EGIT!!!

why? Wacky is a great guy worthy of our respect.

 

[headvoid]

It's a scottish thing, being beaten regularly by our fathers belts means we struggle with compliments

 

[Loktar]

It's a scottish thing, being beaten regularly by our fathers belts means we struggle with compliments

oh sorry, I'll never compliment Wacky again. (or maybe I will)

 

[headvoid]

YEH DO IT LOADS!!!QS!!!!

 

[Loktar]

ok.

 

[Cassie]

Does that mean you don't find being beaten with a belt sexy?

I don't have a mentor now, and any mentor I may have had when I was younger led me in the wrong direction.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Okay, a GOOD mentor then.

 

[Cassie]

Well you know, my parents were good mentors but I didn't want to listen to them.

 

[headvoid]

My father beat me regularly and made me sit for hours in silence looking at slowly congealing gravy. I turned out alright. So maybe it all evens out.

And the bodies are well hidden.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Mentor? Sheeeit. Yeah, get someone else with their problems to tutor you on some new ones.

 

[The Harlot]

Mentor? Sheeeit. Yeah, get someone else with their problems to tutor you on some new ones.

Cranky mentors me all the time and it feels OH SO GOOD!!!

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Shush you.

 

[headvoid]

Go put on the crotchless undies you incontinent flirt you

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Sheesh, not everyone older than 19 has pee-problems.

That kind of shit usually doesn't happen until the 60s and only then because of dietary habits.

 

[headvoid]

You still haven't explained why crotchless undies are the only item of your wifes you can wear. I assumed (with good cause i believe) that you needed to get to the bathroom quickly.

It was nothing to do with your age.