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Does anyone here have HAZEL EYES?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Just FUCKING wondering.
 
I do.
 
Nope. My eyes are blue.
 
ok
 
gray and blue
 
Mine are brown like SHIT.
 
I'm sure they are nice. Like a deer's or a polar bears.. or a duck!
 
Or Hitler's.
 
I'm pretty sure Hitler's eyes were BLUE, because he was part of the Aryan MASTER RACE with blonde hair and blue eyes!
 
YEp and he had a huge cock.
 
He had a Jewish Granny!
 
oh, and my eyes are BESERKER BLUE.
 
I have hazel eyes. They actually change colour depending on my mood.
 
Useful skill...for a Ferengi.
 
Mine change depending on my mood or the color of my shirt. If I'm wearing a green shirt, my eyes become almost emerald green.
 
I think that might be a lie.
 
It's not. I was voted prettiest eyes in high school, too.
 
I have brown eyes.
 
I hail from the flatlands of East Anglia
A town that once could boast prosperity
She had trekked for many moons from a land afar
But the cruel nets had emptied the northen sea

And she said "hoots, I cannae get back tae me hoos in bonny Scotland"

Girl with the hazel eyes - Aaaaah!
Girl with the hazel eyes - Aaaaah!

The elements had taken their toll on her
Her face was weather beaten and her hair greasy
I had never seen a set of eyes more hazel than those
And a tear did fall as she looked up at me

And she said "hoots, I cannae get back tae me hoos in bonny Scotland"


Girl with the hazel eyes - Aaaaah!
Girl with the hazel eyes - Aaaaah!

I shall travel with thee
For to see your folks in Scotland
With their blessing, on one knee
I shall ask for your left hand

Girl with the hazel eyes - Aaaaah!
Girl with the hazel eyes - Aaaaah!
Girl with the hazel eyes - Aaaaah!
Girl with the hazel eyes - Aaaaah!

I shall travel with thee
For to see your folks in Scotland
With their blessing, on one knee
I shall ask for your left hand
 
what...the fuck
 
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