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Does anyone need the Lord in thier life?

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Cacophony said:
The god troll has seriously been going on for over 2000 years. Don't you think you could come up with something a little bit more original?

Also, your signature and your posts are contradictory.
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Cacophony said:
The god troll has seriously been going on for over 2000 years. Don't you think you could come up with something a little bit more original?
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This is absolutely true. One of the final, lesser known, letters between Peter and Paul went like this

Paul: LOL Jesus is the S O G. They totally fell for it.

Peter: LMAO pwned! Bitches!

Paul: OMG WTF These Nazarenes are the dumbest tards ever. Those two Mary broads were all over me last week when I told them they were cleansed. All it took was a lot of wine lmao.

Peter: We should get that one guy and dress him in white then pretend Jay-dawg is back alive again. LOLOLOL

Paul: Dude you roxxor. You are totally warped!

Peter: I know, right?

Note: This is a loose translation from the original Hebrew scrolls found in the Nag Hammanintendo caves...
 
You realize you're damned for eternity for your lies and bullshit?

Called blasphemy in the real Church of Christ fuckley, and you've committed the gravest sin a fake Jesuit could commit.
 
But since you're praying for me, could you ask what the fuck happened with the Broncos this year? I thought God had my back but he really dropped the ball on that one...I don't need the lord in my life if he's gonna fuck up my fantasy league, that's a hundred bucks there...
 
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