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DOES NATALIE "SET THE BAR TOO HIGH"?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
HOW CAN ANYONE ELSE HOPE TO COMPETE?
 
Describe in your own view, how do Portman and Knightly differ? The subtle differences which only CaptainWacky can notice
 
Portman has a hairy bum.
 
Messenger said:
Describe in your own view, how do Portman and Knightly differ? The subtle differences which only CaptainWacky can notice

I'm not really sure, I've just grown obsessed with them over the years. Maybe the eyes? Cheekbones? Smile? I like girls who look like they have a soul. A SEXY SOUL. I don't know.
 
ok
 
Sorry if that wasn't helpful.
 
I get's ya. I think it's because we've seen these two grow up... that change from little girl to pubecent to young woman to adult (or thereabouts) kinda sets you up for a little bit of pedo but when they graduate high school it's all okay kind of thing.
 
And the fact that they're the two most beautiful perefect women alive.

LO LOGLOMNg

EXCEPT FOR LAKER GIRL, CAIT, MISSSMANENRS, sTRIPERS, CURIOSUA, GAGH, MENTY AND ALL THE OTHER GIRLS OF TK OF CORUSE LOL
 
indeed MENTY is quite oar hotty.
 
YES I know what you mean about the watching them grow up thng too...which means we'll have to watch them grow old as well. :(
 
FILM WILL KEEP THEM YOUNG FOREVER.
 
Keira is taller.
 
But not hotter.
 
I'm firmly in the Natalie camp at the moment, having said that I was firmly in the Keira camp two weeks ago...
 
I am only camp when it suits me. But not in everyday life.
 
ANNA CAMP IS A TANGENT
 
HAMILTON CAMP DIED AT 3AM LAST NIGHT
 
I went camping and was attacked by mosquitoes
 
I went stalking Natalie and was attacked by Hayden (not really though this is a complete fucking lie.)
 
I stalked Hayden and he offered me tea then we both stalked Ewan together and were rejected (I came in 2nd tho HOORAY)
 
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