DOES NATALIE "SET THE BAR TOO HIGH"?

[CaptainWacky]

Obi-Wan: Hello there!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Obi-Wan on Methodone: Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up
brats you spawned to replace yourself.

Choose your future.

Choose life.

 

[Cassie]

If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OH MY

 

[Cassie]

Indian Jones to the rescue

 

[The Question]

I reamed Natalie in her soul and made her respect mah authoritah.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OMG U ATE KITTY'S POT PIE!!!!!1111

 

[CaptainWacky]

He has chosen...poorly.