Don't forget to set your COCK back tonight!

[CaptainWacky]

An extra hour of WANKING TIME for all (in the UK)!

 

[whisky]

Hurray!

Wanking seems to be my only pleasure that doesnt raise my blood pressure.

 

[starguard]

Oh goodie....now I have more time to watch things like "Big Black Dicks in Asian Chicks"

Next match up: Mika Tan vs Mandingo!

 

[Cassie]

OH NO THE CHAT WILL BE OUT OF SYNC

 

[jack]

We don't set ours back til next Sunday.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It went back.

And yet I still got an hour older.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Ahhhhh!!!! My dick is an hour longer!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Can you measure your dick in light years?

No, probably not, it was a stupid question.

 

[Ishcabittle]

My dick is as long as the Kessel Run.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Drag queens have to set their cocks back every time they get dressed!

 

[CaptainWacky]

It takes longer to recover from a wank as you get older. THEY DON'T TELL YOU THAT IN SCHOOL.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

There's a lot of things they don't tell you in school. Even in the states not controlled by religious nuts.

 

[starguard]

YES!! that extra hour paid off..

MANDINGO WON!!!

Never have I seen Mika Tan moan with so much pain. Her cunt will be sore.. for WEEKS!! :twisted:

 

[CaptainWacky]

There's a lot of things they don't tell you in school. Even in the states not controlled by religious nuts.

They don't tell you that life is THIS either.

 

[whisky]

YES!! that extra hour paid off..

MANDINGO WON!!!

Never have I seen Mika Tan moan with so much pain. Her cunt will be sore.. for WEEKS!! :twisted:

I thought you were her cunt.

 

[Dr Dave]

I hope my brain works correctly after we set our cocks back.

 

[jack]

It takes longer to recover from a wank as you get older. THEY DON'T TELL YOU THAT IN SCHOOL.

I have a lot of reactions to this post, for all the obvious reasons.

 

[jack]

Can you measure your dick in light years?

No, probably not, it was a stupid question.

That would be a stretch.

 

[starguard]

I thought you were her cunt.

Only when she grows some balls and wants to be a dick about it!

 

[Cassie]

THIS TIME CHANGE IS TEARING US APART