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Don't forget to set your COCKS back tonight

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
An extra hour of WANKING time!

(If you live in an appropriate country.)
 
I was thinking about this earlier today...I honestly couldn't remember if we had already done this or not.

NEXT WEEK FOR US I GUESS?
 
My cock's been setting me back for years. It's small.

Just joking, it's all my other horrible personal flaws. My cock is average.

Wait, you're talking about daylight savings! Don't our phones do that for us now?
 
And, yes, America sets em back next week.
 
They still make clocks that exist outside of phones in some countries!
 
We have those in my very own house.
 
I am rebelling and I have already set my cock clock back an hour! I want to be ready for next week, plus I hate rules!
 
cllllaaaaawwwwwwwk

(There was no reason to write it like that except that it amuses me, and reactions to it might amuse me further.)
 
Clocks are just decorations for old people. The phone, and television tell me the time. They also tell me what to eat, wear, and watch on television . Sometimes they tell me to set stuff on fire. Some people's phones set them on fire. Ain't technology great?
 
Mang, Oddun wentwa yahd sale dutha day. Dawuz sum falsass advutizin doh. Wunnobuddeh sellinno yahd. (If you can successfully interpret that, I will give you a cookie.)
 
Love Child said:
I am rebelling and I have already set my cock clock back an hour! I want to be ready for next week, plus I hate rules!
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That's why you were an hour early to the deer party! (A deer told me on Twitter.)
 
The Saint said:
Mang, Oddun wentwa yahd sale dutha day. Dawuz sum falsass advutizin doh. Wunnobuddeh sellinno yahd. (If you can successfully interpret that, I will give you a cookie.)
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Man, Odin went to a yard sale the other day. That's some false advertising there. Wasn't nobody selling a yard.

(I also speak jive turkey)
 
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