Don't forget to set your COCKS forward tonight!

[CaptainWacky]

One hour less WANKING TIME.

(Ironically I nearly forgot!)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

As usual I've no idea if this means it'll be lighter or darker in the evenings, even though that's the only thing I care about.

 

[Cassie]

Extra hour of daylight in the evenings, so you'll have to get up an hour earlier than you're used to.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It didn't stop me wanking.

 

[Dr Dave]

You can't let it stop you, if you do, it lets the time bastards win.

 

[Mirah]

Wank in the morning
and wank at night
wank so everything will be allright

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That's from "Wankng in the Woods on a Snowy Evening" innit?

 

[CaptainWacky]

SEX, SEX, BY MYSELF, SEX.

 

[Dr Dave]

You're not by yourself if there is a cat in a room. So make sure the pussy is outside!

 

[Mirah]

That's from "Wankng in the Woods on a Snowy Evening" innit?

Yes,
I would like the rest of the lyrics though, I cannot remember them.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What if the cat is wanking too.

 

[Dr Dave]

It's only ok if you consent to a group wank.

 

[CaptainWacky]

If you look at their little face, it's almost as if they understand...

 

[Dr Dave]

Cats are wise.

 

[CaptainWacky]

My cat is sneezing...

 

[Dr Dave]

It's a sign.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That sneezey time is here again?