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Don't forget to set your COCKS forward tonight!

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
One hour less WANKING TIME. :(

(Ironically I nearly forgot!)
 
As usual I've no idea if this means it'll be lighter or darker in the evenings, even though that's the only thing I care about.
 
Extra hour of daylight in the evenings, so you'll have to get up an hour earlier than you're used to.
 
It didn't stop me wanking.
 
You can't let it stop you, if you do, it lets the time bastards win.
 
Wank in the morning
and wank at night
wank so everything will be allright
 
That's from "Wankng in the Woods on a Snowy Evening" innit?
 
SEX, SEX, BY MYSELF, SEX.
 
You're not by yourself if there is a cat in a room. So make sure the pussy is outside!
 
What if the cat is wanking too.
 
It's only ok if you consent to a group wank.
 
If you look at their little face, it's almost as if they understand...
 
Cats are wise.
 
My cat is sneezing...
 
It's a sign.
 
That sneezey time is here again?
 
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