Don't forget to set your COCKS forward tonight!

[CaptainWacky]

An hour less wanking/Zelda time!

 

[Cassie]

Why can't we elect a president who promises to get rid of dst?

 

[Dr Dave]

Srsly.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Because SCIENTISTS are saying DST is bad. Therefore it will stay.

 

[CaptainWacky]

IF SCIENCE IS REAL, EXPLAIN THE MOON.

 

[Mentalist]

TIDES COME IN, TIDES GO OUT. YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm going to bump your "in the summertime?" thread in two or three months you better get ready.

 

[Dr Dave]

The moon is a hallucination caused by government chem trails, like how mountains are.

 

[Loktar]

The moon is a hallucination caused by government chem trails, like how mountains are.

Lies! The moon is made of cream cheese. I know because Neil Armstrong and me ate moon bagels together.

 

[Dr Dave]

Propaganda!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Funny how Neil Armstrong is dead now.

 

[Loktar]

Funny how Neil Armstrong is dead now.

It's because he stopped eating Moon cream cheese and bagels and started eating Uranus.

:joker:

 

[Dr Dave]

Please,everybody knows he was murdered by the FDA.

 

[Loktar]

Please,everybody knows he was murdered by the FDA.

He saw Venus Williams and had a Mars attack. :joker:

 

[CaptainWacky]

PLUTO IS A DOG BUT WHAT DOES THAT MAKE GOOFY.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Maybe there's a place where people never sing,
Where you have to hide each thing you did.
Where they have a sign: Keep off the grass in spring!
Not here, Jupiter forbid!

(From the 1942 Rodgers & Hart musical By Jupiter, in which I played Homer...the ancient one, not Simpson)

 

[Dr Dave]

PROPAGANDA ALL PROPAGANDA LOL BONK MOUNTAINS!