Don't you hate it when...

[Brickvader]

People say "what do you see yourself doing in 3 years?"

Wankers...

 

[Loktar]

And they hate it when I reply "I see myself doing your mom in 3 years."
And then they reply "My mom is dead, ya bastard."
And then I reply "In that case, I'll be a gravedigger in 3 years."

 

[Brickvader]

And they hate it when I reply "I see myself doing your mom in 3 years."
And then they reply "My mom is dead, ya bastard."
And then I reply "In that case, I'll be a gravedigger in 3 years."

I always wonder why they ask me, it's not like I have 2020 vision or anything. :day:

 

[Mirah]

I hate it when people ask me what I am doing in the next hour.

 

[Mirah]

I see myself living in the present moment and enjoying life as it should be. That would be a good reply.

 

[CaptainWacky]

People say "what do you see yourself doing in 3 years?"

Wankers...

Tell them you'll be wearing their skin. They'll spend the next three years scared that you're about to flay them.

 

[Mirah]

I hate it when I am at work and people say, "Don't work too hard". Who says that? Do you say this to anyone? Why do you say it?

 

[Mirah]

I hate it when I am at work and people say, "Don't work too hard". Who says that? Do you say this to anyone? Why do you say it?

 

[Brickvader]

Don't you hate it when people constantly chop and change their arrangements, and after continuously accommodating their rearrangements they cancel.

What a waste of time.

 

[Volpone]

The same thing I do every night: TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

 

[Brickvader]

The same thing I do every night: TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Not working out to well for you fam..
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But what's important is you have me rooting for your fella...

 

[Loktar]

I hate it when I am at work and people say, "Don't work too hard". Who says that? Do you say this to anyone? Why do you say it?

I hate it when they try to be funny and say with a big shit eating grin on their face "Working hard or hardly working?"

 

[Volpone]

OOH! OOH! I want to change my answer: "Completing my time machine, so I can travel back to 1969 and get my parents to name me 'Chewbacca,' so we can sue George Lucas, thus making me rich and preventing Lucas from making the shitty prequels and fucking up the original movies."

 

[Dershocka]

Hopefully I'll see myself in a mirror looking 3 years older.

And, I'll be naked.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Don't you hate it when you go to the bathroom and there's no toilet paper and instead there's just a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire?

 

[Dershocka]

There's always a barbed wire bat in there. That's how I unclog the toilet.

And wipe my ass.

 

[Brickvader]

Next time go rob your corner shop with it...

*edit* Don't forget to pick up big roll while you're at it.

 

[Dershocka]

A shit covered barb wired would certainly inspire fear. That, or get you shot by a clerk that much faster.

 

[Brickvader]

You hit him round the head with iy before he knows its a robbery.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Don't you hate it when Jeremy Beadle beats you to death.