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Door

Kitty

Sinless and Purrfect
Very useful for getting into the ever fabled ROOM.
 
ROOM very useful for putting STUFF in.
 
STUFF is very useful to waste MONEY on.
 
MONEY is very useful for renting WHORES.
 
WHORES are very useful for transmitting DISEASES.
 
DISEASES are useful for revenge against EX-GIRLFRIENDS.
 
EX GIRLFRIENDS are useful for NOTHING.
 
NOTHING is useful for NUDE BEACHES.
 
SHUT the DOOR! USE the KNOB!
 
If I have a DOOR I could POLISH THE KNOB.
 
*I did it wrong!* I get it now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NUDE BEACHES need coat RACKS.


*I'm still doing it wrong*
 
big RACKS are like BIG COAT HANGARS
 
BIG COAT HANGERS are useful for HEAVY THINGS.
 
HEAVY THINGS can really hurt your shoulders and BACK.
 
BACK away from the thread QUICKLY!
 
QUICKLY hop on my BACK to safety!
 
BACK to back reuse of the same word can turn this little game STALE.
 
STALE weed tastes like ASS.
 
I showed you the door. But you did not take the way out, so now you are stuck with me, in this room.
 
Not a bad place to be.
 
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