Dr Dave's Christmas thread of doom

[Dr Dave]

Wrapping presents shall commence soon...

 

[whisky]

As an adult I have bought scissors way more than I thought I would.

I also don't remember ever throwing any away.

 

[Loktar]

Wrapping presents shall commence soon...

I just put my scissors in my junk drawer, so I know where to find them with minimal digging.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I have a kitchen junk drawer and a dresser junk drawer (really an office supplies drawer) -- I have scissors in each because LOSING IS NOT AN OPTION.

 

[Dr Dave]

I still have Christmas shopping to do.

 

[Mirah]

I am not ready to talk about Christmas or scissors yet.

 

[Dr Dave]

I'm mostly getting stuff for the nephews.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I heard the goose is gaining weight.

 

[Dr Dave]

THE BASTARD!

 

[Mirah]

I left all of my Christmas cards on the other side of those things that don't exist. I am sad about that. I HAVE SO MANY!

BUT Dr Dave, I did bring one over. It has a picture of me sitting on Santa's lap.

 

[Cassie]

As an adult I have bought scissors way more than I thought I would.

I also don't remember ever throwing any away.

One day your grandchildren will find a drawer full of your missing scissors.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Dr Dave]

My Christmas plans got cancelled.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm sorry to hear that, Dr Dave.

 

[Dr Dave]

Thanks!

I don't get to see some of my nephews, which is a bummer, first time in years.

 

[Loktar]

Thanks!

I don't get to see some of my nephews, which is a bummer, first time in years.

But on the brightside, you can spam The Minefield with Captain Wacky on Christmas Day.

 

[Dr Dave]

I mean I could have done that anyway!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm going to my sister's in Dundee, my spamming might be a few hours later in the day than usual...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

you mean you might be spamming on AMERICAN TIME??? :scared: